video game testing

when video game testing you can make a diffrence and not many people know that. because some little kids play violent video games and pick up on the 01010101010 tone and be mean at home and stuff.

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Bumble bee’s buzz British boys because British boys beat bears. Bears beat baby’s before birth biting bathed babies. Baby’s beat bobcat’s before breakfast because bobcats break boy’s backs. Boy’s break baseball bat by ball before baseball. Bowling ball’s burn big buildings because big buildings break basketballs. Bike’s break before bullets. Big bowls blast but before Bumble bee’s blood. Bumble bee’s blood burns bumps. Bumps break but bears beat bumps by baseball bat. Branches branched before buildings burn. Big boy’s burn bushes by Bush. Big baby’s break brother’s backs. Best buy buys British boys because breakfast by British boys burn buildings. Burning buildings burn breakfast bears. Breakfast bears beat breakfast boys by breakfast buts before breakfast boys burn big buildings burn Bumble bee’s. Bumble bee’s break boys breakfast by biting baseball bats. Bowling balls break burns by bowling by burning buildings before boys bleed. Bleeding boys blood burns bears because bumble bee’s bowl bowling balls. Bowling balls beat bumble bees back because bumble bees break blood before burns. Burns breaks boys backs because boys burn breakfast bees.

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my couch is better than your couch.
how?
my couch can make time and space.
my couch has a pet fish and that fish has a pet cat.
ya right.
well my couch can make cotton candy.
you can eat my couch and then it will regenirate.
my couch is a trampoline and a movie thearte in one.
my couch is a rocket ship.
no you stole that idea from nasa.
no my couch is on the sun.
well my couch is a person.
oh ya my couch and make food.
well mine has a car.
mine is a car.
prove it.
no it is out of gas.
well my couchs car has infinet gas.
your couch is a robber.
your couch is a monster.
thank you.
? your couch is a human
you take that back. your couch is a human.
so
my couch can make soft swireld ice cream
your couch is an icebox with poo in it.
thats how we get the choclate icecream.
*drops choclate icecream cone*
your....g..r *throws up* your couch killed me.
i know.
your going to jjjjjjauhhh.
sleep on your monster couch now.
see ya tommorow jim.

No one got hurt in the making of this story.

the magical bat can

DUN DUN. DUN DUN came from the magicans musical shoes. as he walked through the the bombed warzone of his house. Towards his coca cola frige for a ice cold can of coke. it was so cold he droped it And it broke in to a million parts. " Oh no i droped the bomb. *COUGH* COUGH*"the magican said as his butler cleaned his mess and rebuilt it. "good job Hestian"the magican said. "now the time bomb is complete and I can go back in time mwahahah" the magican laughed. "very good sir" the butler said in a bad mood. " what is up with your tone heistan?" the magican demanded. but when he finished the butler had disapered in the batcave. " Were did he go" the magican said sadly. "VROOM VROOM VROOOOM" came from the batmobile. "oh great just great. he whent to the store without me. today they realesed a new magican book and i did not get it." the magican moaned. as the batmobile came closer to him like a ball to a bat. " ahhhhhhhh dont kill me heistan" but out of no where a blinding white light came to the magican. When the light disaperd the magican was in WW2. "get down" a soilder said as his head got sniped. the blood cane rushing out like a waterfall. the magican casted a spell and killed all nazis incoulding Hitler. " what in the hel" as he was cut off but the magican who said " i am from the year 9998 and if i let the war go one my home would be destoryed like japan in 2011." " HOW DO WE KNOW YOU ARE FROM THE FUTUER YOU MAGET". the sargent yelled at the magican. " i just ended the war killed hitler and set all jews free so your welcome." the magican cried. " WIPE THOSE TEARS AWAY YOU DIRTBAG". sargent yelled. " have you been stuk in 1945 when you can not go back to your home and have a family." the magican questioned. "no" every one said. The magican poofed up a trench gun " i hope you burn in hell" the magican said as he killed every one in the battle field. After he did that the battel field bursted into flames. " mwahahha. now your soul is mine." the devil said. " over my dead body" the magican said as he shot the devil. " i am invincable now for your soul." " why cuz i messed up time." "and you gave me to many nazi now they are taking over hell." the white flashing lite came back. " hey you" as the magican appered in his house before he broke the cola can. " yes sir." hestian said. lets give you a raise.

fractered fairytale

the three little humans

one day these three little humans left there parents to go and prove they can live on theren own. they traveled for miles and one day they came across a spaceship. the first one said " lets sneek onboard and go live up in space,with the magical farries, and and ..... ALIENS." " WHAT ALIENS NO WAY SO COOL" so they got anboard and waited 1 hour. " BOW DOWN BOW DOWN BOW DOWN BEFOR THE POWER OF SANTA OR BE CRUSHED BE CRUSHED BY HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM" said a mystrey voice. Thats when i realised it was christmas. the space ship landed on mars when we got on 3 space suits and left the to mars.

my little brother said " i am gonna make a house out of sand and make a chimmniey for santa." so he ran off and built his house then my older brother said " hahah i will make my house out of rocks hahahaha" " umm ok" me and my brother said we walked to the top of the planet and my brother said " i will make my house out of sand" i just walked away. when i found a nice quiet spot i bought a home and had a nice chicken dinner.

My first brother met an alien and he said " open up and pay your rent." "No!" my brother yelled. " you have to 3 to pay up."the alien demanded " and if i dont?" my brother questioned. " i will blow up your house." the green man said "1" he yelled "2" he whispered. "3 BOOM BLAST". when the alien walked through the rubble he noticed the human was gone. " AWW Man now how am i supposed to go pay my rent." he cried so he walked to the 2 house mad out of rocks and said "open up and pay your rent" " or what your vaporise my house" the oldest said. because the youngest told the oldest what happened. "yes" the alien said, "3" "2" "1" then the alien vaporised his house only to find out the humans had ran away to the middle brother's house. when they got there the 2 brothers beged and pleed for thier brother to let them in or the alien whould eat them. so The brother open the door and locked it after the brothers entered his sandy and rock house. when the alien got there he knocked kindley and asked " hi i am ted from the mars bank can you plz pay your rent it is already 1 month." " 1 month more like 1 hour?" the human questioned. "Oh the time here is diffrent from earths." the alien said. " how how do you know i am from e..arth?" the human asked terrified. " umm you have a flag umm hold on i reconize that voice Tim?" the alien said. " Bob" all 3 brother said. they opend the door and the alien was not realy an alien just the friend Bob. well Bob still hates Tim for shoting him in the eye with a nerf gun. " Pay up' Bob demanded " come on Bob are you really still mad about the nerf gun." " Pay up" Bob demanded a 2 time. "If i dont". tim questioned " you all Die now i will ask again pay up" Bob demanded " ok fine vaporise us we die a family." the 3 brothers said. "

wal-mart dragons

When I flew away from the my cave I found a wal-mart I did not know what a wal-mart was. I flew in to the magic opening doors and then found one giant place full of people and stuff. I tried to look around but every where I looked my tail just crushed it I had already crushed the doors and the adult diaper section. Not like any one used them. I tried to fly higher but something was blocking me like a force field or something when I looked up I found a roof and I flew down. I looked around and found a giant blazing fire. I flew to it and I hit the ground ,I let out a giant burst when someone farted and the entire propane section blew up. I covered as many people as I could when the propane blew up so did half the store. Gum, swords, balloons, balls, toys, food and the roof was gone. I flew away and hid back in my cave so I could not get blamed for the mess I made and I hoped the guy who farted got blamed and arrested.
A few weeks went by and nothing happed. When I flew out of my cave there was a giant mob of angry people all holding sticks and flaming sticks and forks. They all were chanting Kill the dragon kill the farter. Kill the dragon one person threw a rock at me and it hit me in the face. I got knocked out and dragged to a burning where they asked me if I had any last words as a trick to get me to light the fire. But when I spoke I aimed high and blew the fire upwards and killed millions of innocent people I felt so bad that I looked down, and blew the flame as I sat there like a marshmallow roasting over an open fire as my skin sat there turning brown and all I could do was Burn. I burned into the night and by sunrise I was nothing but a crisp.

Menu

At boston pizza they have some of the most delicious tender ribs you can imagine, they use their famous barbeque rib sauce and added with a lemon sauce and cooked to the right time with a side of fries makes you feel like you’re in heaven and a man.

At burger king they have this nasty delicious burger with patty’s bacon cheese and it comes in 4 sizes a single, a double, a triple, and a quad all with a patty smothered in cheese and topped of with bacon , it’s the perfect burger for the perfect person.