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my couch is better than your couch.
how?
my couch can make time and space.
my couch has a pet fish and that fish has a pet cat.
ya right.
well my couch can make cotton candy.
you can eat my couch and then it will regenirate.
my couch is a trampoline and a movie thearte in one.
my couch is a rocket ship.
no you stole that idea from nasa.
no my couch is on the sun.
well my couch is a person.
oh ya my couch and make food.
well mine has a car.
mine is a car.
prove it.
no it is out of gas.
well my couchs car has infinet gas.
your couch is a robber.
your couch is a monster.
thank you.
? your couch is a human
you take that back. your couch is a human.
so
my couch can make soft swireld ice cream
your couch is an icebox with poo in it.
thats how we get the choclate icecream.
*drops choclate icecream cone*
your....g..r *throws up* your couch killed me.
i know.
your going to jjjjjjauhhh.
sleep on your monster couch now.
see ya tommorow jim.

No one got hurt in the making of this story.