wal-mart dragons

When I flew away from the my cave I found a wal-mart I did not know what a wal-mart was. I flew in to the magic opening doors and then found one giant place full of people and stuff. I tried to look around but every where I looked my tail just crushed it I had already crushed the doors and the adult diaper section. Not like any one used them. I tried to fly higher but something was blocking me like a force field or something when I looked up I found a roof and I flew down. I looked around and found a giant blazing fire. I flew to it and I hit the ground ,I let out a giant burst when someone farted and the entire propane section blew up. I covered as many people as I could when the propane blew up so did half the store. Gum, swords, balloons, balls, toys, food and the roof was gone. I flew away and hid back in my cave so I could not get blamed for the mess I made and I hoped the guy who farted got blamed and arrested.
A few weeks went by and nothing happed. When I flew out of my cave there was a giant mob of angry people all holding sticks and flaming sticks and forks. They all were chanting Kill the dragon kill the farter. Kill the dragon one person threw a rock at me and it hit me in the face. I got knocked out and dragged to a burning where they asked me if I had any last words as a trick to get me to light the fire. But when I spoke I aimed high and blew the fire upwards and killed millions of innocent people I felt so bad that I looked down, and blew the flame as I sat there like a marshmallow roasting over an open fire as my skin sat there turning brown and all I could do was Burn. I burned into the night and by sunrise I was nothing but a crisp.