the magical bat can

DUN DUN. DUN DUN came from the magicans musical shoes. as he walked through the the bombed warzone of his house. Towards his coca cola frige for a ice cold can of coke. it was so cold he droped it And it broke in to a million parts. " Oh no i droped the bomb. *COUGH* COUGH*"the magican said as his butler cleaned his mess and rebuilt it. "good job Hestian"the magican said. "now the time bomb is complete and I can go back in time mwahahah" the magican laughed. "very good sir" the butler said in a bad mood. " what is up with your tone heistan?" the magican demanded. but when he finished the butler had disapered in the batcave. " Were did he go" the magican said sadly. "VROOM VROOM VROOOOM" came from the batmobile. "oh great just great. he whent to the store without me. today they realesed a new magican book and i did not get it." the magican moaned. as the batmobile came closer to him like a ball to a bat. " ahhhhhhhh dont kill me heistan" but out of no where a blinding white light came to the magican. When the light disaperd the magican was in WW2. "get down" a soilder said as his head got sniped. the blood cane rushing out like a waterfall. the magican casted a spell and killed all nazis incoulding Hitler. " what in the hel" as he was cut off but the magican who said " i am from the year 9998 and if i let the war go one my home would be destoryed like japan in 2011." " HOW DO WE KNOW YOU ARE FROM THE FUTUER YOU MAGET". the sargent yelled at the magican. " i just ended the war killed hitler and set all jews free so your welcome." the magican cried. " WIPE THOSE TEARS AWAY YOU DIRTBAG". sargent yelled. " have you been stuk in 1945 when you can not go back to your home and have a family." the magican questioned. "no" every one said. The magican poofed up a trench gun " i hope you burn in hell" the magican said as he killed every one in the battle field. After he did that the battel field bursted into flames. " mwahahha. now your soul is mine." the devil said. " over my dead body" the magican said as he shot the devil. " i am invincable now for your soul." " why cuz i messed up time." "and you gave me to many nazi now they are taking over hell." the white flashing lite came back. " hey you" as the magican appered in his house before he broke the cola can. " yes sir." hestian said. lets give you a raise.