Friday, May 27, 2011
video game testing
when video game testing you can make a diffrence and not many people know that. because some little kids play violent video games and pick up on the 01010101010 tone and be mean at home and stuff.
Friday, May 20, 2011
B
Bumble bee’s buzz British boys because British boys beat bears. Bears beat baby’s before birth biting bathed babies. Baby’s beat bobcat’s before breakfast because bobcats break boy’s backs. Boy’s break baseball bat by ball before baseball. Bowling ball’s burn big buildings because big buildings break basketballs. Bike’s break before bullets. Big bowls blast but before Bumble bee’s blood. Bumble bee’s blood burns bumps. Bumps break but bears beat bumps by baseball bat. Branches branched before buildings burn. Big boy’s burn bushes by Bush. Big baby’s break brother’s backs. Best buy buys British boys because breakfast by British boys burn buildings. Burning buildings burn breakfast bears. Breakfast bears beat breakfast boys by breakfast buts before breakfast boys burn big buildings burn Bumble bee’s. Bumble bee’s break boys breakfast by biting baseball bats. Bowling balls break burns by bowling by burning buildings before boys bleed. Bleeding boys blood burns bears because bumble bee’s bowl bowling balls. Bowling balls beat bumble bees back because bumble bees break blood before burns. Burns breaks boys backs because boys burn breakfast bees.
Monday, May 16, 2011
10 min write
my couch is better than your couch.
how?
my couch can make time and space.
my couch has a pet fish and that fish has a pet cat.
ya right.
well my couch can make cotton candy.
you can eat my couch and then it will regenirate.
my couch is a trampoline and a movie thearte in one.
my couch is a rocket ship.
no you stole that idea from nasa.
no my couch is on the sun.
well my couch is a person.
oh ya my couch and make food.
well mine has a car.
mine is a car.
prove it.
no it is out of gas.
well my couchs car has infinet gas.
your couch is a robber.
your couch is a monster.
thank you.
? your couch is a human
you take that back. your couch is a human.
so
my couch can make soft swireld ice cream
your couch is an icebox with poo in it.
thats how we get the choclate icecream.
*drops choclate icecream cone*
your....g..r *throws up* your couch killed me.
i know.
your going to jjjjjjauhhh.
sleep on your monster couch now.
see ya tommorow jim.
No one got hurt in the making of this story.
how?
my couch can make time and space.
my couch has a pet fish and that fish has a pet cat.
ya right.
well my couch can make cotton candy.
you can eat my couch and then it will regenirate.
my couch is a trampoline and a movie thearte in one.
my couch is a rocket ship.
no you stole that idea from nasa.
no my couch is on the sun.
well my couch is a person.
oh ya my couch and make food.
well mine has a car.
mine is a car.
prove it.
no it is out of gas.
well my couchs car has infinet gas.
your couch is a robber.
your couch is a monster.
thank you.
? your couch is a human
you take that back. your couch is a human.
so
my couch can make soft swireld ice cream
your couch is an icebox with poo in it.
thats how we get the choclate icecream.
*drops choclate icecream cone*
your....g..r *throws up* your couch killed me.
i know.
your going to jjjjjjauhhh.
sleep on your monster couch now.
see ya tommorow jim.
No one got hurt in the making of this story.
Monday, May 2, 2011
the magical bat can
DUN DUN. DUN DUN came from the magicans musical shoes. as he walked through the the bombed warzone of his house. Towards his coca cola frige for a ice cold can of coke. it was so cold he droped it And it broke in to a million parts. " Oh no i droped the bomb. *COUGH* COUGH*"the magican said as his butler cleaned his mess and rebuilt it. "good job Hestian"the magican said. "now the time bomb is complete and I can go back in time mwahahah" the magican laughed. "very good sir" the butler said in a bad mood. " what is up with your tone heistan?" the magican demanded. but when he finished the butler had disapered in the batcave. " Were did he go" the magican said sadly. "VROOM VROOM VROOOOM" came from the batmobile. "oh great just great. he whent to the store without me. today they realesed a new magican book and i did not get it." the magican moaned. as the batmobile came closer to him like a ball to a bat. " ahhhhhhhh dont kill me heistan" but out of no where a blinding white light came to the magican. When the light disaperd the magican was in WW2. "get down" a soilder said as his head got sniped. the blood cane rushing out like a waterfall. the magican casted a spell and killed all nazis incoulding Hitler. " what in the hel" as he was cut off but the magican who said " i am from the year 9998 and if i let the war go one my home would be destoryed like japan in 2011." " HOW DO WE KNOW YOU ARE FROM THE FUTUER YOU MAGET". the sargent yelled at the magican. " i just ended the war killed hitler and set all jews free so your welcome." the magican cried. " WIPE THOSE TEARS AWAY YOU DIRTBAG". sargent yelled. " have you been stuk in 1945 when you can not go back to your home and have a family." the magican questioned. "no" every one said. The magican poofed up a trench gun " i hope you burn in hell" the magican said as he killed every one in the battle field. After he did that the battel field bursted into flames. " mwahahha. now your soul is mine." the devil said. " over my dead body" the magican said as he shot the devil. " i am invincable now for your soul." " why cuz i messed up time." "and you gave me to many nazi now they are taking over hell." the white flashing lite came back. " hey you" as the magican appered in his house before he broke the cola can. " yes sir." hestian said. lets give you a raise.
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