fractered fairytale

the three little humans

one day these three little humans left there parents to go and prove they can live on theren own. they traveled for miles and one day they came across a spaceship. the first one said " lets sneek onboard and go live up in space,with the magical farries, and and ..... ALIENS." " WHAT ALIENS NO WAY SO COOL" so they got anboard and waited 1 hour. " BOW DOWN BOW DOWN BOW DOWN BEFOR THE POWER OF SANTA OR BE CRUSHED BE CRUSHED BY HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM" said a mystrey voice. Thats when i realised it was christmas. the space ship landed on mars when we got on 3 space suits and left the to mars.

my little brother said " i am gonna make a house out of sand and make a chimmniey for santa." so he ran off and built his house then my older brother said " hahah i will make my house out of rocks hahahaha" " umm ok" me and my brother said we walked to the top of the planet and my brother said " i will make my house out of sand" i just walked away. when i found a nice quiet spot i bought a home and had a nice chicken dinner.

My first brother met an alien and he said " open up and pay your rent." "No!" my brother yelled. " you have to 3 to pay up."the alien demanded " and if i dont?" my brother questioned. " i will blow up your house." the green man said "1" he yelled "2" he whispered. "3 BOOM BLAST". when the alien walked through the rubble he noticed the human was gone. " AWW Man now how am i supposed to go pay my rent." he cried so he walked to the 2 house mad out of rocks and said "open up and pay your rent" " or what your vaporise my house" the oldest said. because the youngest told the oldest what happened. "yes" the alien said, "3" "2" "1" then the alien vaporised his house only to find out the humans had ran away to the middle brother's house. when they got there the 2 brothers beged and pleed for thier brother to let them in or the alien whould eat them. so The brother open the door and locked it after the brothers entered his sandy and rock house. when the alien got there he knocked kindley and asked " hi i am ted from the mars bank can you plz pay your rent it is already 1 month." " 1 month more like 1 hour?" the human questioned. "Oh the time here is diffrent from earths." the alien said. " how how do you know i am from e..arth?" the human asked terrified. " umm you have a flag umm hold on i reconize that voice Tim?" the alien said. " Bob" all 3 brother said. they opend the door and the alien was not realy an alien just the friend Bob. well Bob still hates Tim for shoting him in the eye with a nerf gun. " Pay up' Bob demanded " come on Bob are you really still mad about the nerf gun." " Pay up" Bob demanded a 2 time. "If i dont". tim questioned " you all Die now i will ask again pay up" Bob demanded " ok fine vaporise us we die a family." the 3 brothers said. "

wal-mart dragons

When I flew away from the my cave I found a wal-mart I did not know what a wal-mart was. I flew in to the magic opening doors and then found one giant place full of people and stuff. I tried to look around but every where I looked my tail just crushed it I had already crushed the doors and the adult diaper section. Not like any one used them. I tried to fly higher but something was blocking me like a force field or something when I looked up I found a roof and I flew down. I looked around and found a giant blazing fire. I flew to it and I hit the ground ,I let out a giant burst when someone farted and the entire propane section blew up. I covered as many people as I could when the propane blew up so did half the store. Gum, swords, balloons, balls, toys, food and the roof was gone. I flew away and hid back in my cave so I could not get blamed for the mess I made and I hoped the guy who farted got blamed and arrested.
A few weeks went by and nothing happed. When I flew out of my cave there was a giant mob of angry people all holding sticks and flaming sticks and forks. They all were chanting Kill the dragon kill the farter. Kill the dragon one person threw a rock at me and it hit me in the face. I got knocked out and dragged to a burning where they asked me if I had any last words as a trick to get me to light the fire. But when I spoke I aimed high and blew the fire upwards and killed millions of innocent people I felt so bad that I looked down, and blew the flame as I sat there like a marshmallow roasting over an open fire as my skin sat there turning brown and all I could do was Burn. I burned into the night and by sunrise I was nothing but a crisp.

Menu

At boston pizza they have some of the most delicious tender ribs you can imagine, they use their famous barbeque rib sauce and added with a lemon sauce and cooked to the right time with a side of fries makes you feel like you’re in heaven and a man.

At burger king they have this nasty delicious burger with patty’s bacon cheese and it comes in 4 sizes a single, a double, a triple, and a quad all with a patty smothered in cheese and topped of with bacon , it’s the perfect burger for the perfect person.

super sentences

i went for a walk
i rode my bike down death alley

he went to sleep
my uncle passed out anf sleeped on the couch

she played a game
my sister played dance dance revolution

i sat there thinking
i layed down on the couch thinking what to eat for dinner
they laughed out loud
my family laughed out loud there was an earthquake.

where i like to be

where i like to be is in my imagination.
in my imagination i can be every where and no where
i can be in the depths of the darkiest ocean as in the space
i can be in the pitter patter of my youth
in my imagination i can be rich,poor, or even famous
my imagination is the world and the oceans from the heavens above to the deep undergorunds.
when i am in my imagination i escape reality to a better place.
when i am in my imagination i fell like i am in charge and no one can tell me what to do and when i am in my imagination and it is my favorite place is because my parents are not in charge.

crazy tree

the crazy tree has no meaning
its 1 in a million
it take your imagination
on a wild ride

the crazy tree had no meaning
its as big as a skyscraper
and tall as the world
and you can see it right now

the crazy tree has a meaning
it has live
and i you live there
with me and the world