My house is better than your house

" My house is better than your house" said Jim as he thought to him self " he will ever belive this"" No way, my house is better than yours" i said.
" ya well my house is as tall as the sky." jim yelled.
" My house is as tall as the moon." " well my house was made from a valcano's ash" said jim
" MY house is made from the sun's bubbilng gas" i proclamied to jim.
" Ya well my house is made from gold valcano's ash." jik said.
" You are such a big liar jim valcano's ash is total black not gold and my house can dance." i said.
"ya well my house is also a go-kart and runs on organic compost, it is also eco system clean." jim said
" my house has a carnavile inside it" i yelled out to the world.
"my house has a fhyuddhshududhudhudy inside" he said
" a fhyuddhshududhudhudy? what is that" i said
" It is every thing in the world all in one house." he proclamied
" ya well my house can make giant ballon animals" i said and every one knows that if your house is as tall as the sky and has every thing inside it but can not make giant then your house is useless.
"ya well My back yard is better than your back yard.