Pizza

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Pizza is a edable yummy food that came from italy but people in italy like spagetti more than pizza. Pizza has a lot of toppings like Peparony,hawwaing,meatlovers,alot of toppings and it is chessey,has red tomato sauce,and it is made freash when you order it then they ask you what toppings you want or how many pizza's. After you order it they will ask if you if you want to buy a 2L of pop and then tell you the price and how long the wait is. But other pizza places will only alow you to buy it there and eat it there to. The greeks invented pizza.

The 2 ( joy write )

today i got 5 dollars. after my 3 class i got hungry but i only had 3 dollars left so i whent to the vending machines to buy a bag of salt'n vinegar chips. so i put in my 2 dollars and pushed the 1 button then the 2 then the 3 buttons so i waited for the machine to give my my chips then my chips got hanged upsidedown. then i said awww crap then it droped as another bag of chips dropped. as i said heck yea so i picked up my change and picked up my chips as i ran to class in slow motion then i realized that this is not a movie so i ran up the steps in the happiest way i could then i tripped and 1 of my bags poped and all the air whent bye and left the bag. so i was like aww heck no. then i grabbed my bags and came to class in the happy mode with my 2 bags of chips and my 1.75 to class. and i put the back of chips with air still in it in my bag.

so i sat down and opend my free chip bag as i opend it all the salt'n vinegar smell came out of the bag and into my nose. as i picked up my first free chip from my bag and ate it i got a flash back. i remembered that back in september i got 2 bags of white chedar popcorn but mine happended diffrent it got stuck up agansit another bag of popcorn. so i said uggg than it gave me 2 bags of popcorn. as i ate my free chip i said ahhh so good and it was good for me because it was baked.

so i ate my free chip bag in 10 minutes because i had to listen to my teacher i am not gonna name any names or anything ( mr. messer) so i zonned out and day dreamed about a game called Left 4 Dead(tm) and i was in it then got to work on this story.

what awakes me at night

In the night alot of things wake me up in the night. number 10: my brother right after i fall asleep he gets a nose bleed and i dont know how. number 9: my 2012 dream. now the things that i hate. number 8: my dad playing call of duty world at war at 9:OO PM due to his acident. number 7: my dog named Paris her breed is a choclate lab breathing hard. number 6: when my grandpa comes and he sleeps across the hall and he snores loud. number 5: having to go to the bathroom. number 4: hearing a sound that i had in a dream and i hear it 5 minutes later in real life. number 3: a dream about me falling so i jump up in real life. 2: a fight on tv that i hear. and the number 1 thing that bugs me and wakes me up. number 1: my mom telling me to get up and i have that voice stuck inside my head. good bye.

The zombie Nathan

One day in a graveyard during WW 3 in England ASD which stands for After, Social, Destruction in England. There was a zombie called Nathan wishing he was a human then a magical fairy called Evan Benson dressed in a pink tutu who said “ I can make you human.” “I really I want to be a human” said Nathan “ok but you have to give me your house” said Evan “ my house but why it is old, ugly, covered in dirt with a tombstone in front of it and has rats” so he said he will come back tomorrow if he changed his mind.

On the next day Nathan changed his mind and gave him his house so he could be human then Evan said “ wise choice no you are human with no house and I am taking your identity and then Jamie the killer guy came in and said “ ha ha ha I killed my cat” and took Nathan clothes when he became human and then he ran off with a candy stick thinking it was a smoke then he choked on it. When Nathan became human Kurtis said “ I am emo time travel from tiawan” and Nathan said can you time travel for me so I can get my clothes back from the thief. I will do my best said Kurtis as he cut himself in the head and they went back 10 minutes in to the past. Nathan got his clothes and then got some food before his past self came and said good bye to his house then Kurtis said ok time to go and then cut him in the arm.



10 min in the future. “whew that was close we almost got caught by us” then Kurtis died due to his blood rapidly coming out because he cut himself a lot. Then we threw Kurtis in the ocean and he got ate by some sharks who than later craped him out. Then I ran to the evil Evans lairs to get my identity back and my house. then i hear a THUMP, THUMP. It was his evil pet his pet bunny i laughed out loud so hard that i diturbed the bats, bears, snakes, big spiders :O. i brought out my giant sword and killed them all. then i whent in for Evan the evil pink fairy with a tutu. and than i said give me back my house and my id you theif and i checked your recoreds and you are not just a pink fairy who wears a tutu you are also a ballarina. " so you think you figuerd it all out but you are forgetting one thing your friends." oh no Kurtis, jammie why why did they die they died to help me and now i shall avange them when i get my stuff back you will be in for a big surprise" said nathan who is now has been when he got his house and id taken from him a human.

"ok if you whant your stuff back you will have to fight for them" "fight i thought i had to break a spell i thought you put a curse on me i curse you." then they batteled for 10 minutes when Evan had to go take a dump and nathan whould not let him so Evan craped himslef and died because he is alergic to poo. then nathan whent to grab his stuff back and then he lived happly ever as a human but 5 years later he missed his life as a zombie and he knew he was gonna die soon so he whent out to find a revers dust that whould make him a zombie again so he chould live forever and not have to worry about death. so he went off past the great jungels, throught the desert of NO RETURN, and to the great cave of magical reverse stuff. he whent in side and got the reverse dust and became a zombie again.

The amasing 5

Today i went around the school in the darkest hour touching the wood oh it was so smooth i had to feel it once more but this time it was wet so i picked up my had as fast as i chould. What i smelled was unbalivabel it was cold like a bad persons blood it was every where then when i got close to a room it smelled like cleaning supplies so i grabed them and clean the school up and after i did it smelled lemany freash. when i whent to this big shiny door when i touched it i heard kids playing shouting having fun when i looked inside there was grade 9's in there when i looked harder i saw my sister when i looked she got hit in the back of the head with a soft green round fluffy ball. when i whent to a lowwer part of the school there was vending machines i bought one when i ate it it tasted like heaven it was all fluffy and chewy so i knew the school tasted like it tasted like heaven. and when i when around the school i saw it all it was amasing. today is wensday during lunch they had pizza i figuerd it had to be chewy and soft i bought one and it was soft and chewy and messy. but it felft soft and warm so i knew the schools heart was soft and warm. well it is 3:15 and i must go now for my parents and my brother miss me dont worry my soft and warm school i will be back soon.