pickel write

One day in pickle ville there was one Little pickle who stood out from the rest. his name was Carl. he was different because he was not a cucumber left in vinegar he was just a genetically mutated pickle from a cucumber for science.


At lunch time he went to hang out with his friends for lunch with ginger Danny, Evan and other's. when he wish he could be normal and not dumb. so one day he asked his mom and dad if he could ever be normal. and they said " Hah hah what do you mean? you are normal." " Normal i don't think so! i am a genetic pickle." i replied then ran to my room. i also was the only pickle who could ran and shake hands because i am genetically mutated pickle and they gave me arms and legs. as the next day i woke up and got my vinegar cereal just wishing i could be a normal boy.

so after school i raced home and shouted "I AM GOING TO GET NORMAL." then i ran outside and went to the research lab. when i got there i realized i was the only one there. When i went inside i found myself trapped inside a Big jar of vinegar. 6 weeks later i was realized i was a normal pickle. when i got my parents said " WHERE WERE YOU YOUR DINNER IS COLD." " i was getting normal." i said " OK but come and eat your crust." then i continued my life.

when i got up i found myself starting to smell bad when i got to school i was losing my skin and every one called me peeling boy and stinky pickle. as i tried to run to the lab i was slowly getting slow. then when i got to the lab my arms where dissolving as i entered i yelled " i ne d y u r h l p i w nt to b e nrml aain." as the pickle scientist rushed over to me they said there was no cure and i would soon die. " hw lng tll i de" i said " well guessing by your voice 1 hour" " Oe Hur" as they dropped me of at my hose i crawled inside.

" My boy" my mom said then the scientist said he has only 1 Minuit to live. when she looked down again " i was dead.

Mom: he had a good life wanting to be normal.
Dad: oh the pain why did he have to go like this why why whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
i saw dad get tin pulled of the stage then the buried me and i went.

My name is Carl and this is my story.

burger king

because i could not stop for Burger king
he meanly stopped for me.
the Mustang held but just ourself.
and Stackanaitors with french fires.


We fastly drove-he had a lot of hast.
and i had put in my mouth
My stackaniator and my fries too.
for his mean personality

we passed mcdonalds, where they served mc nugets
at lunch time-in the parking lot-
we passed Wendy's where no one ate in there messy parking lot
we passed the giant BK Sing


Or rather he followed us
The monutian dews falling from the sky
for only tuxes, and my hair
my burgers and only fries


we passed befor a parking lot that semmed
a greasy of the ground
the roof was blown up
the king was no more.

since then the king died-tis centuries-and yet
feels shorter than the day i ate there
i first summised the burger beef
were toward eternity of burgers-

The world of Double Dragon 2 the revenge

Din't think i would make a sequel to double dragon. well here it is.

After i got back to reality from the first double dragon i realized i was not in reality i am in the second Double Dragon 2 the revenge but when i realised i should have been billy, i was jimmy so at first i thought i was against jimmy now i am jimmy. so we punched and kicked and spinned kicked though roof tops, sewars, helicopters in the air, underground,etc. we fighted through 9 missions all to avenge marian who was shot to death by the black cats gang. the easist and funnest one was the helicopter one because there is a door that opens up and if i hit an enemy to hit he will fall to his death. Descend from the sky i landed on cement. we hit. we got hit. he died. rapidly the enemys died and disappeared. when, we got to the final mission, we batteled for hours. hitting, punching, kicking, jump spin kick. after we killed him. she came back to life. we left the evil place and i was sent to...

To be continued... Dont you hate clif hangers.

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The ps3 VS 360

the playstation 3 or ps3 for short. Many people say it is better than the xbox360 and the 360 is better than the ps3. in my OPINION the ps3 is BETTER than the 360. here is my List of reason why.

Number 1: Free internet. the 360 u have to pay for internet.
Number 2: more esculsive games. the 360 has the arcade version of double dragon and Left 4 dead.
Number 3: you can buy ps1 games and other games on the psn ( playstation network). 360: you can buy other games on the 360.
Number 4: BOMBERMAN. nuff said.
number 5: the controllers do not take BATTERIES. the 360 does but i know you can buy a re-charable pack for the 360 but that = more cash for microscoft. you lose money.
number 6: 8 players can play yes i said 8 games like bomberman can use 8 players i dont know about the 360.
number 7: you can watch movies on them and i know you can on the 360 but the sond is better on ps3.
number 8: the picture is acctualy better on the ps3. compared to the 360. on the 360 it is all liter.
number 9: this is where nintendo comes in on the 360 you can creat your own avatar but on the wii you can creat mii's but the 360 came out befor the 360 but after the wii came out the 360 stole the mii thing so the 360 tried to make thier system better because they saw everyone like the wii and there mii's.
number 10: Nathaniel,mathew,coltan all think the ps3 is a big block of cheese spray painted black.

THIS IS MY OPINION ON WHY THE PS3 IS BETTER THAN THE 360.

ALL U 360 FAN'S SHUT UP THE PS3 HAS IT'S BETTER STUFF THAN THE 360 AND THE 360 HAS BETTER STUFF THAN PS3.

chiken wings.

1. how can i explain how i love chicken wings. Lets count the flavors. ( LOL)
2. i love chicken wings to the bottom of my stomach and the height of my mouth.
3. my arms can reach, when i am in pain
4. for the plate to be clean i am full and can not have another.
5. i love the wings every wensday.
6. most delicous indeed, by the end of day.
7. i love chicken wings even more than family guy.
8. i love wings freely like nathaniel loves coke.

9. i love wings with coke.
10. in my yonger days i would be happy as to have 1 wing.
11. i love the sweet chille wings and the peper ones.
12. with my lost mind! i love wings with taste.
13. hot,spice,lemon,teriakki, i love wings
14. i will love wings till death. ( not in a gay way.)

inspired by sonnet 43

The creek acident

As i turned watching and running with a scared look on my face. As i run into a creek with the cold ruhing water over top my body as i see blood pour out of me. " Well well Ryan i never thought the day would come." as i stare up and see A ( can not use word in school) dealer. as he opens my mouth and puts the D***'s in my mouth as i slowly drift away into the darkness. when i wake up all i see is Bigfoot after i get up from the bloddy water rush over my legs all i see is a circle of bigfoot's. I try to escape but there smell of bacon made me stay. as i snesed the D***'s still going away. as i found an open spot inbewtween the bigfoot's but when i got out of there all i saw were trees. then i thought to myself the D***'s were the biggest accident of my life. When i got home my parents cryed and yelled at me. as i sensed they said. " what took you so long your grandparents are waiting as what seemed like 50 hours was only 50 minuites but they did not yell or cry at me. i whent back to my drug free life.

Friends

THERE IS A MAN NAMED KURTIS AND HE IS AWSOME AND I WILL DO THIS STORY IN CAPITALS.
I MEET KURTIS IN GRADE 3 HE WAS ALL LIKE SMART AND STUFF. HE BRAIN EXPLODED NO NOT REALLY. HIM AND I BECAME FRIENDS ALSO IN GRADE 3 I MEET A GUY NAME SETH BROWN HE HAD SOME WIERD STUFF LIKE AT TE END OF THE YEAR HE HAD A ROTTEN PICKEL IN HIS DESK.
IN GRADE 1 I MEET A GUY NAMED DAKOTA HE WAS MY BEST FRINED UP TILL THE 4 GRADE HE MOVED. that was the end of my elementray friends now on to middel school.

In grade 7 i meet a guy named nathaniel he has red fluffly hair and is laid back and lazy. i also meet a guy named riley he is very very energaitic.
AND THERE IS JARED he has anger issue
All the friends i will never forget

Super mario 64

"It's a me Mario. Yahoooooooo!" As i was only 4 i was playing on the nintendo 64 and my favorite game was Super mario 64. As i would play as a fat plumber dreesed in red and had blue overrals,came out of a green warp pipe. As i see the plumber jump out and go off to the castle to save the princess from the evil Bowser. As i ran off into the giant gray castle a guy in a cloud with a camera comes out of nowhere and tells me that he wants me to be in a video. As he leaves i run into the door and inside all i hear is " MWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No one is home go away and dont come back." After that was over i decided to run and find some doors.

As i looked on the one that had 3 stars on it it was locked. As i tried 5 more that were locked i finnaly found one that was open but all that was in there was a guy wearing a blue vest and a mushroom top thing and red shoes, and a Giant painting with Black Bombs walking. As i was confused on what to do so i Ran into the painting and it looked like water as i was inside the painting. I saw Pink collouered bommbs as i thought they wold kill me so i ran in fear as mario. Later after i realised they would not hurt me i talked to one and one said " we pink bombs are not in the war or under the control of the king bom-omb we can get you to the top faster with this cannon" they opended the cannon door and i jumped inside and got shot out fast and whent flying towards the top. As i looked down i saw this giant pac-man thing but after i hit this wall i fell towards him,i walked to him to see he Attacked me.


I ran away in fear as i tried to get to the top As i ran around and around and round to the top i saw A GIANT BOMB-OMB WITH A CROWN i was ready to fight him so i ran to him but when i got close to him he turned around and talked to me and challanged me to a fight. He chased me and chased me but 5 minuites later i made him explode and he gave me a golden star with black eyes and a smile. I whent to the star and grabed it. I got my first star in the game.

This game will awalys be in my heart.

SWW

At GMS we have a lot of tall kids and there is one problem with them. Tall kids at our school could have back pains because the lockers on the third floor are on the floor, in the wall and when they want to get there text book they have to bend down and stay there for a while then there back hurts after a while. Then in there one of there classes there back hurts even more because of the small lockers and there in gym running laps, there the fastest runner there then *Snap* there back breaks maybe and there in the hospital. Then the parents go and blame the school.

My solution is have move the lockers up for the tall kids and move the short lockers to the short kids then when it is gym there back would not hurt at all well maybe. That is not the only locker problem I know this school has short kids but what happens when the teacher gives them a high locker and when they go to ask a teacher if they can switch the teacher might just say “ the locker you get is the locker you get” and that will be that. So my solution is to give the small kids a stool or have a teacher give them a hand or something.

There is how ever a bigger problem than lockers and it is Bullying. There comes the day when a fight breaks out and I see the supervisors’ just watch or ignore it and here is the proof. One day I was eating my lunch when out of no-where a fight broke out and the supervisors’ said “hey you in the red hair pick up your trash.” So I say “ hey there is a fight down there are you supposed to stop it or something?” she just ignored me and left.

My solution is to have different each grade to have different lunch breaks or get more or better supervisors’ because if each grade had their own lunch break then the supervisors’ could watch them all better and if a fight broke out. Say there was a new kid and he did not know about like no fighting or the other stuff he could try it out on he friends and there would be even more fights. If we had more then we could have one or two go and stop the fight and the others just continue to watch the school in case of a different fight happens or if some people litter. if we had better ones instead of the other’s then maybe the would care more about the fights instead of garbage more.

With my solution is if we had more supervisors’ you or the school board loses more money and the classes or grades will not have field trips and every one will be sad.
Well I am glad you took the time out of your lunch break or your daily lives to read about the school’s problems and how you could be able to fix it with my solutions hopefully.
By: Ryan Yahnke
Period 5
May 7,Friday 2010

My street

I live on Fufu court. Ya i said Fufu court you got a problem with that leave. Well i grew up on fufu court from birth to now.

i remember this one spot in my back yard. were i used my bike with my friend Dakota ( R U HAPPY THAT I USED A CAPPATIL D FOR Dakota) we used a bike down this steep hill and we raced to the bottom. Then my Brother Randy joined but while we were racing we had this bricks at the end and when Randy hit the bricks whent flying and was completly fine. So we went back to racing. But in the 4 grade he moved and i have never seen him again. :(

With Faviorite spots where danger spots like when i was 4 to 5 i could not leave the street because of traffic and my mom was afraid that i would get hit by a car and die.

There was a danger spot when i was 4 or 5 or 6 my bro was blocking the exit. so i jumped and broke my right arm then was sent to the vancover hospital and the hotel you could play a nintendo 64 Oh ya.

This is the end goodbye

My house is better than your house

" My house is better than your house" said Jim as he thought to him self " he will ever belive this"" No way, my house is better than yours" i said.
" ya well my house is as tall as the sky." jim yelled.
" My house is as tall as the moon." " well my house was made from a valcano's ash" said jim
" MY house is made from the sun's bubbilng gas" i proclamied to jim.
" Ya well my house is made from gold valcano's ash." jik said.
" You are such a big liar jim valcano's ash is total black not gold and my house can dance." i said.
"ya well my house is also a go-kart and runs on organic compost, it is also eco system clean." jim said
" my house has a carnavile inside it" i yelled out to the world.
"my house has a fhyuddhshududhudhudy inside" he said
" a fhyuddhshududhudhudy? what is that" i said
" It is every thing in the world all in one house." he proclamied
" ya well my house can make giant ballon animals" i said and every one knows that if your house is as tall as the sky and has every thing inside it but can not make giant then your house is useless.
"ya well My back yard is better than your back yard.

Bike crash!

One day i got this wierd 2 wheeled machine with 2 smaller wheels. ( of course now i know it is a bike but back then i was only 4.)and attached to this machine was two small foot things as i got on my dad was holding me as i started to move fast and faster and then every thing started to slow down. as i started to wonder where i am and where i was. as i looked down and i saw my 4 wheeled machine come to a slow stop i wondered how i got up here in the first place.

Then my dad and mom whent "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" then i hit the dirty muddy disgusting ground. Then i looked at my knee and there was GALLONS of blood then every thing whent black.

"wake up come on wake up" as I started to see some light i woke up in a wierd room on a bed with my parents sitting next to me on chairs. as i looked at my knee it had a Giant scar was there as i reached for it my mom said " don't grab it, you will only make it bleed again." As i quickly pulled my arm back to strop it from picking it.So after many Minuites i had a choice to be in a wheel chair or get carried out and i awalys wanted to ride in a wheel chair so i chose the wheel chair.

When i got home my parents said you can not go to school for a while. " YAAAAAAAA" as i cried out because i hate school and i still do. This could have been worse experiance.

Being in Games.

" mwahahahahahah" as the clown laugh starts up i look around to see where i am because 1 moment i am out killing japanese soliders and the next i am back in the old building with blood and wood all around me and i wonder where i am with my colt. as i look around i see wierd shadows and hear "errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Stan" and see no one but me. as the shawdows get closser i see a gray pasty skin and glowing orangish redish eyes and are NAZI...... ZOMBIES as i panic and fire my gun the bullet bounced right off him and blew up a gas can as i worry some more i see wierd outlines of guns and when i try to get it i get this wierd message that says Hold [] to buy so as i panic i run away to a more powerful gun but the message says Nedd 6000 points to buy. As i get confused i quickly kill more zombies to live i start to wonder how and when did this all happen as i start to look around more i look to my left and see 1.....2 duh dun duh. as it may only have seem like 1 minuite it felt like 1 hour and so as the minites and hours go on the 2 became a 9 then a 11 to a 14 then now a 18. as more and more zombies came the more i got wise and had a ray gun and a MG42 i started to kick Zombie but. after the 18 hour the screen whent black.


As the light starts comming back all i see is FREDDY'S COMMING. as i stated to wonder how i got here i quickly saw A GIANT FREEDY HAND ATTACHED TO A LOT OF BALLS ( RUBBER BALLS) so i did not know what to do i started jummping and hitting him i got confused as to where i am but i was kicking butt, but then i came to reality as i looked gay and unattractive i collected bones but after 18 miniutes i burned freedy's bones and... DARKNESS took over again


But this time all is white as i hear this wierd music and then " YAOOH" and a "LETS A GO" i realize that i am driving Go-karts with Mario,Luigi,Bowser,Toad,Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Yoshi, Peach, and Daisy. as im having fun driving throwing shells,bannanas,bombs,turning into giant bullet bills, being invincable, and racing over lava i thought the fun would last forever and it almost did as i was racing and transforming,and racing with friends.

The scrren got dark and it stayed dark forever as i thought i malfunctionde. but it turns out it was because the destroyed me. At first i was loved like a new puppy being bought for 4 year olds and being so enjoyed to being shot down like a horse with a broken leg. You dont know the pain i am feeling right now " OWWWWW" but i can not talk so i die in pain with out any screams as this is my last day as the Nintendo wii.

Doh'nuts

Hello my name is rick, i am a doh'nut and i live in timhortons and i sit in the counter next to my sprinkely frinds ,jim nathan,rick, bob and reece. jim is the kinda guy who just cant stop talking about stuff, bob is the kinda guy who shows stupid videos and no one wants to hear them or see them and we doh'nuts have tiny laptops and reece is the guy who acts tough but loves the English roses and me i just hang low. One day we all got cramed into a giant box with some other mean guys then it got pitch black for a while, later we heard car start up and back out. after 10 or so minuites we got saw light and GIANT HANDS...... "aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" cried jim as he entered a giant cave and never came out. then 2 more hands took some other guys and never came out. we saw. we lived. we entered. then it got dark only me, nathan and reece plus a couple of other guys were in the darkness i thought we were gonners then we heard "creeeeeeeeeeeek" and got stuffed and we all slide to each other and screamed as we were being lifted in to the air.


PLUNK" and then we got picked up again but this time we heard " NAW NAW CRUNCH CHRUNCH ERRRRRRR." Then the darkness slowly fatted away as we were slowly getting demolished by a giant baker roller made out of concreate then 2 guys got crushed all that was left was me,reece and nathan i some how got lucky and some how rolled out of the darkness and into the light on to the dirt gravel as i was forced to watch my friends get destroyed by the machine baker thing. after looking over it i saw it was not a giant baker only a giant truck full of garbage so i called it a garbage truck.


after many days of hot,cold and rainy days i started to get moldy and soggy and loosing my sprinkely hair and slowly lossing my eyes i dint lose my soul. so i screamed out loud " I AM RICKY AND I WILL NOT DIE A EATEN MA...... i am slow y di ing a d c n barely speak go d b e. i whent to heaven and saw all my friends and lived a doh'nut heaven life with all my friends. ( the actual sentence) i am slowly dieng and can barely speak good bye.

scaredy student

plz read this first I DO NOT CARE ABOUT SIMPLE SPELLING MISTAKES.

WARNING contact your doctor because you might get a heart attack of the awesome blog of awesome.

one day Nathan my cousin went to school he has fears of you , Godzilla, chips, Russians,death,and Jammie's fears. so he makes himself a schedule. 7:00 a.m get up
7:01 get dressed 7:15 have brekfast 7:30 comb hair. 7:45 have a coke 8:00 a.m get ready for school 8:30 bring stuff to protect himself from his fears. A protection suit to protect himself from you and other people and chips. a giant net to protect himself from godzilla. british money to stop jammie from telling him his fears. Nathan escape plan from the school RUN to the neasrest exit. the next day Nathan whent to school but he forgot his protection stuff, when he got to school he saw jammie right off the bat and when he reached for his giant net and it was not there he freak out and ran in circels. later after he got past jammie he saw a giant chips spill. so he reached for his protection suit and it was not even there then a bully tripped him and he whent straight in the chips and ate some. then he realized that chips are not that harmful and after that accident he forgot all about his fears and lived the rest of his live with out fears because jammie moved, he was not afraid of chips and godzilla did not excist.

Driving at 14 and up the pros and cons

i had to type this with my left hand due to i sprained my right arm so NO MEAN COMMENTS. :)

i think people at the age of 14. here is a couple of reasons why. when they are 16 they get there L license and are able to drive with out there parents and can go where they want when they want. we wont have drunk drivers on the road because you have to be 19 to drink and there will be no car accidents. a bad thing though is that u have to pay for gas.

i think people at 16 should drive here is a couple of reasons why. when they turn 18 they can drive still can not drink.

THIS IS NOT FINISHED

The world of Double Dragon

PLZ Read this first I dont care about wrong speeling so DONT POST CORRECTION COMMENTS. THNX)

One day i downloaded a game called Double Dragon on the wii and i thought well i played the 2 one at my grandmas house on the N.E.S so i downloaded it. Hours later i beat it and let me tell you that it is hard then i got sucked in the game. When i finished getting through the tv scren and the game i realized i was billy the main guy in Double Dragon. when i relised where i was i had to fight through 4 missions of the game and i thought holly crap if i can barley beat the game in real life the how am i supposed to beat it myself with out a command? then i realized i was the game :)so i had to fight 3 bosses and avoid bad guys with : barrels, kinfes, ninja skills,jimmy my brother a maching gun guy nammed willy,big fish like guys with only 3lives and no continues. When i got into my first fight i kicked and punched them then they died and disappered. when i go to mission 3 i figured oh crap i can barely beat it. then i got to the end of mission 4.

i had to fight my way through a lot of bosses then after i killed the machin gun willy i had to face my brother jimmy. we fighted for hours and hours i finaly killed him i think. then i rescued billy's girlfriend mary then i got send back into reality.

Pizza

Read this first I DO NOT WANT COMMENTS ON SPELLING MISTAKES OK OR PROPER WAY OF DOING THINGS I AM GETTING REALLY ANYOED AT PEOPLE WHO DO THIS.

Pizza is a edable yummy food that came from italy but people in italy like spagetti more than pizza. Pizza has a lot of toppings like Peparony,hawwaing,meatlovers,alot of toppings and it is chessey,has red tomato sauce,and it is made freash when you order it then they ask you what toppings you want or how many pizza's. After you order it they will ask if you if you want to buy a 2L of pop and then tell you the price and how long the wait is. But other pizza places will only alow you to buy it there and eat it there to. The greeks invented pizza.

The 2 ( joy write )

today i got 5 dollars. after my 3 class i got hungry but i only had 3 dollars left so i whent to the vending machines to buy a bag of salt'n vinegar chips. so i put in my 2 dollars and pushed the 1 button then the 2 then the 3 buttons so i waited for the machine to give my my chips then my chips got hanged upsidedown. then i said awww crap then it droped as another bag of chips dropped. as i said heck yea so i picked up my change and picked up my chips as i ran to class in slow motion then i realized that this is not a movie so i ran up the steps in the happiest way i could then i tripped and 1 of my bags poped and all the air whent bye and left the bag. so i was like aww heck no. then i grabbed my bags and came to class in the happy mode with my 2 bags of chips and my 1.75 to class. and i put the back of chips with air still in it in my bag.

so i sat down and opend my free chip bag as i opend it all the salt'n vinegar smell came out of the bag and into my nose. as i picked up my first free chip from my bag and ate it i got a flash back. i remembered that back in september i got 2 bags of white chedar popcorn but mine happended diffrent it got stuck up agansit another bag of popcorn. so i said uggg than it gave me 2 bags of popcorn. as i ate my free chip i said ahhh so good and it was good for me because it was baked.

so i ate my free chip bag in 10 minutes because i had to listen to my teacher i am not gonna name any names or anything ( mr. messer) so i zonned out and day dreamed about a game called Left 4 Dead(tm) and i was in it then got to work on this story.

what awakes me at night

In the night alot of things wake me up in the night. number 10: my brother right after i fall asleep he gets a nose bleed and i dont know how. number 9: my 2012 dream. now the things that i hate. number 8: my dad playing call of duty world at war at 9:OO PM due to his acident. number 7: my dog named Paris her breed is a choclate lab breathing hard. number 6: when my grandpa comes and he sleeps across the hall and he snores loud. number 5: having to go to the bathroom. number 4: hearing a sound that i had in a dream and i hear it 5 minutes later in real life. number 3: a dream about me falling so i jump up in real life. 2: a fight on tv that i hear. and the number 1 thing that bugs me and wakes me up. number 1: my mom telling me to get up and i have that voice stuck inside my head. good bye.

The zombie Nathan

One day in a graveyard during WW 3 in England ASD which stands for After, Social, Destruction in England. There was a zombie called Nathan wishing he was a human then a magical fairy called Evan Benson dressed in a pink tutu who said “ I can make you human.” “I really I want to be a human” said Nathan “ok but you have to give me your house” said Evan “ my house but why it is old, ugly, covered in dirt with a tombstone in front of it and has rats” so he said he will come back tomorrow if he changed his mind.

On the next day Nathan changed his mind and gave him his house so he could be human then Evan said “ wise choice no you are human with no house and I am taking your identity and then Jamie the killer guy came in and said “ ha ha ha I killed my cat” and took Nathan clothes when he became human and then he ran off with a candy stick thinking it was a smoke then he choked on it. When Nathan became human Kurtis said “ I am emo time travel from tiawan” and Nathan said can you time travel for me so I can get my clothes back from the thief. I will do my best said Kurtis as he cut himself in the head and they went back 10 minutes in to the past. Nathan got his clothes and then got some food before his past self came and said good bye to his house then Kurtis said ok time to go and then cut him in the arm.



10 min in the future. “whew that was close we almost got caught by us” then Kurtis died due to his blood rapidly coming out because he cut himself a lot. Then we threw Kurtis in the ocean and he got ate by some sharks who than later craped him out. Then I ran to the evil Evans lairs to get my identity back and my house. then i hear a THUMP, THUMP. It was his evil pet his pet bunny i laughed out loud so hard that i diturbed the bats, bears, snakes, big spiders :O. i brought out my giant sword and killed them all. then i whent in for Evan the evil pink fairy with a tutu. and than i said give me back my house and my id you theif and i checked your recoreds and you are not just a pink fairy who wears a tutu you are also a ballarina. " so you think you figuerd it all out but you are forgetting one thing your friends." oh no Kurtis, jammie why why did they die they died to help me and now i shall avange them when i get my stuff back you will be in for a big surprise" said nathan who is now has been when he got his house and id taken from him a human.

"ok if you whant your stuff back you will have to fight for them" "fight i thought i had to break a spell i thought you put a curse on me i curse you." then they batteled for 10 minutes when Evan had to go take a dump and nathan whould not let him so Evan craped himslef and died because he is alergic to poo. then nathan whent to grab his stuff back and then he lived happly ever as a human but 5 years later he missed his life as a zombie and he knew he was gonna die soon so he whent out to find a revers dust that whould make him a zombie again so he chould live forever and not have to worry about death. so he went off past the great jungels, throught the desert of NO RETURN, and to the great cave of magical reverse stuff. he whent in side and got the reverse dust and became a zombie again.

The amasing 5

Today i went around the school in the darkest hour touching the wood oh it was so smooth i had to feel it once more but this time it was wet so i picked up my had as fast as i chould. What i smelled was unbalivabel it was cold like a bad persons blood it was every where then when i got close to a room it smelled like cleaning supplies so i grabed them and clean the school up and after i did it smelled lemany freash. when i whent to this big shiny door when i touched it i heard kids playing shouting having fun when i looked inside there was grade 9's in there when i looked harder i saw my sister when i looked she got hit in the back of the head with a soft green round fluffy ball. when i whent to a lowwer part of the school there was vending machines i bought one when i ate it it tasted like heaven it was all fluffy and chewy so i knew the school tasted like it tasted like heaven. and when i when around the school i saw it all it was amasing. today is wensday during lunch they had pizza i figuerd it had to be chewy and soft i bought one and it was soft and chewy and messy. but it felft soft and warm so i knew the schools heart was soft and warm. well it is 3:15 and i must go now for my parents and my brother miss me dont worry my soft and warm school i will be back soon.

The Last 4 on earth

One day in west kelowna a cry for help was called bacuase the world was actting like zombies and only rob, Matthew, Me, and my friend cody. we held out in old wear house were the zombies would not find us but they broken and we were almost out of bullets and there was 500 of them so we ran to our safe area so we chould regoup and talk stratagey so we chould live then we hear a news chopper say " report to kelowna hospital for eveacuation once again report to kelowna hospital for evacuation." so i remember my parents when the took me to the hostipal the took the redline subway so we ran there but it looks like were late. there were zombies all over the place so we had no choice but to run cody figuerd that the subway whould be over run with zombies. so i said " mabey the subway is still on so we can get there faster. well i was half right the subway was up but not running so we had to run to the hospital on the subway. then Mathew said " we need to activate the garage door to get up the steps" then i said " are you mad we will atract the zombies and we will get killed." mattew replied " we have to take a chance" i said ".... ok when you are ready" so matthew turend it on and we found a big gun and we fiered it at all of the zombies but out of no where a really long and slimey toung got cody so i took over the gun and shoot the zombie that had the long toung and cody was free. then when the hoard was over we ran to the steps but than a giant zombie that had steriods. we ran firing our guns and throwing our grenades but it was no use that monster was unstoppel but we got to close to a car alarm and almost set it off. then cody got hit by the monster and hit the car then i yelled at cody for setting of the car when i forgot that 1000 zombies wanted us dead so we ran into a pawn shop and found a safe area. when we were inside i flipped out at cody because if there were other survivors they whould now be dead thanks to cody. "SORRY if i cant out run that monster now then help me block the door so we can rest for a while." "ok" every one else said. then we got some ammo and rested for a long time. then we heard a cry so i whent to go check it out. it was a infected that had at least 50M NAILS and was crying to trick us so i closed the door and ran. after we whent throught the sewers and to the hospital roof we found out that we had to use a radio to contact the helicopter.

so i spoke into the michrophone and said " hey were down here and were tired come and get us so we can get the heck out of hear" ok he said i will be there in 5 minutes" ok we said and we waited and waited then cody said " we got company" and i looked and saw that monster called a tank from eralier who hit rob off the top of the the hostipal as we cried for him as he falled to his doom. then we ran to the chopper and flyed away then 1 hour later the piolt started to turn and attacked us

L4D PC

if any of you have left 4 dead on the pc plz tell me and tell me your name and i will add u look for my name ( it is Gamedude12 )