if i were in charge of the world
i'd cancle school
no swearing ruels
shots, and justin beiber
if i were in charge of the world
there'd be more MSI in the world
healther people
and every one is nice
if i were in charge of the world
you would be happy
you would be dirty
you would be nice
or dont spend your money
you would be rich
if i were in charge of the world
Baseball would be an olyimpic sport
everone can see a R movie
and people would have tp listine to msi,Iron madien
and no one would have to listen to justin bieber
can still be in
charge of the world
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
top 10 things adults should know about middle school
1. the peer pressure.
2. the gym teachers are sexist
3. what happens at the school and if they don't want to talk about just leave them alone.
4.how sexual the dances are.
5. kids get bullid alot.
6.how the school charges kids 2 dollars for 1 slice of pizza and 3.50 dollars for 1 small booster juice that means they are ripping off students.
7.math is harder than you think.
8.kids swear uncontrollably.
9.kids skip schgool alot.
10. kids fight alot
2. the gym teachers are sexist
3. what happens at the school and if they don't want to talk about just leave them alone.
4.how sexual the dances are.
5. kids get bullid alot.
6.how the school charges kids 2 dollars for 1 slice of pizza and 3.50 dollars for 1 small booster juice that means they are ripping off students.
7.math is harder than you think.
8.kids swear uncontrollably.
9.kids skip schgool alot.
10. kids fight alot
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
biggining middel and end story
it was a drak and stormy night.
we finished watching Night of the living dead triliogy. me and my dog drissel were so lonley and scared when i turend out all the lights. my dog then broke the door and ran when i turend on the lights the t.v was on i was sure i turend it off then the man said " lock up house, lock up your back door and hide for your life ZOMBIES ARE ALIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. DUUUUUUUUNJWIOPJWIOJWIOWJWIOJWIOWAHAHHAHAHAH" Hazjjaselp i am AHHHHHHH beingjskjs eaten aliveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
were was she? we realized we had to go outside and find our black lab drissel.
when i said we to my self i imagined i had help to find my dog in a zombie nightmare.i open my gun cabnite and grabed my M16, a Colt pistol 4 grenades and gas( and gas grenades. i then opend my door and closed every then when i was outside i could hear nothing but moans and people screaming in fears but all i had on my mind was were is she? i yelled out "DRISSEL WERE ARE YOU I MISS YOU COME HERE DRISSEL" when i saw a big Cluster of zombags yes i said zombags wanna fight about it.
Back to the zombies. i saw 10,to 50 zombies so instead of wasting bulletes i threw a grenade how ever unlucky for me the zombies were INVINCABLE TO GRENADES "GODD***it of all my luck" then i trew a gas grenade and ran the other way. :) some one said to me i said"... Uhhh dude it is a Zombie Appocalypse no :) or being happy" " dont you know who these people are. they are Us in the future. you and your dog drizzle will be dead with in a week. unless......" the strange man said. " UNLESS" i yelled " you can get to the special bunker that will protecte you from the :( nuke" he said " the sad face nuke?" i questioned " the :( nuke will destorye people without a heart beat and because they are dropping a low heart beat nuke the nuke kills every one". when will the nuke go off" i said. 5 jshdjhjsdhdjhs hoursjs shddj" as he turend into a zombie befor my eyes i said " AWWWW YAAA" Boom i shot your head clean pal thanks for the info. and ran for 3 and a half hours after that i did not know where drizzel was and the location the bunker then when i turend the corner i saw drissel's dead body i cried and cried when i turend around drissel got up "rarrrrrrr" she said when i turend around drissel was a zombie i cried "your a a...." i got up and pulled out my m16 and tried to out run her and shoot my dog at the same time. i ran out of time the low heart beat nuke when off and slowed down my dog but speed me up. " great now i will live and die of a heart attack." i said " RARARRARARARARRA" drissel groweld i ran and ran i finally found a bunker with only 5 seconds left i got in and closed the door. i stayed in there for 1 hour. when i came out every thing was light out and no one was left ( or so i thought) when i walked out i thought i would see my dogs dead body but instead i did not see her at all. when i got home drissel was there " RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" "You left me" drissel i "i did not know but you left me" " No you left me and Die" " Ok drissel if you want" i pulled out my m16 and shot drissel. " you got it"
when i final got home i locked the door; all the lights on and sat up the rest of the night, afraid to sleep.
we finished watching Night of the living dead triliogy. me and my dog drissel were so lonley and scared when i turend out all the lights. my dog then broke the door and ran when i turend on the lights the t.v was on i was sure i turend it off then the man said " lock up house, lock up your back door and hide for your life ZOMBIES ARE ALIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. DUUUUUUUUNJWIOPJWIOJWIOWJWIOJWIOWAHAHHAHAHAH" Hazjjaselp i am AHHHHHHH beingjskjs eaten aliveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
were was she? we realized we had to go outside and find our black lab drissel.
when i said we to my self i imagined i had help to find my dog in a zombie nightmare.i open my gun cabnite and grabed my M16, a Colt pistol 4 grenades and gas( and gas grenades. i then opend my door and closed every then when i was outside i could hear nothing but moans and people screaming in fears but all i had on my mind was were is she? i yelled out "DRISSEL WERE ARE YOU I MISS YOU COME HERE DRISSEL" when i saw a big Cluster of zombags yes i said zombags wanna fight about it.
Back to the zombies. i saw 10,to 50 zombies so instead of wasting bulletes i threw a grenade how ever unlucky for me the zombies were INVINCABLE TO GRENADES "GODD***it of all my luck" then i trew a gas grenade and ran the other way. :) some one said to me i said"... Uhhh dude it is a Zombie Appocalypse no :) or being happy" " dont you know who these people are. they are Us in the future. you and your dog drizzle will be dead with in a week. unless......" the strange man said. " UNLESS" i yelled " you can get to the special bunker that will protecte you from the :( nuke" he said " the sad face nuke?" i questioned " the :( nuke will destorye people without a heart beat and because they are dropping a low heart beat nuke the nuke kills every one". when will the nuke go off" i said. 5 jshdjhjsdhdjhs hoursjs shddj" as he turend into a zombie befor my eyes i said " AWWWW YAAA" Boom i shot your head clean pal thanks for the info. and ran for 3 and a half hours after that i did not know where drizzel was and the location the bunker then when i turend the corner i saw drissel's dead body i cried and cried when i turend around drissel got up "rarrrrrrr" she said when i turend around drissel was a zombie i cried "your a a...." i got up and pulled out my m16 and tried to out run her and shoot my dog at the same time. i ran out of time the low heart beat nuke when off and slowed down my dog but speed me up. " great now i will live and die of a heart attack." i said " RARARRARARARARRA" drissel groweld i ran and ran i finally found a bunker with only 5 seconds left i got in and closed the door. i stayed in there for 1 hour. when i came out every thing was light out and no one was left ( or so i thought) when i walked out i thought i would see my dogs dead body but instead i did not see her at all. when i got home drissel was there " RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" "You left me" drissel i "i did not know but you left me" " No you left me and Die" " Ok drissel if you want" i pulled out my m16 and shot drissel. " you got it"
when i final got home i locked the door; all the lights on and sat up the rest of the night, afraid to sleep.
police arrest cop for house breaking and stealing
Police arrest cop for house breaking.
One day Carl was on patrol with his Buddy Jim in there police car when they saw a robbery happen. Jim yelled “ ya you go Patrick” just remembering he was with his police buddy Carl.
Carl said “ UMMMM WHO’S PATRICK.” Jim stuttered “ umm he… he is ummm the ummm oh boy. I got it he is the person who is winning the fight between the robber and him.” Carl was confused because there was a old lady and a man. “ is the old lady Patrick.” Carl asked. Jim said “ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” Carl then got out of his car then arrested the robber and returned the purse the old lady had. When the robber got in the car Carl asked Jim “ do you know who this guy is.” “ he is the guy who stole her purse” they were both silent after that.
Later that day Jim was on his lunch break when he busted out Patrick and they started to Steal stuff from people’s houses. Once Patrick and Jim had finished their 10 house Patrick asked Jim “ why did you bust me out and why are you stealing you’re a cop” “ Because I hate cops” Jim said all angry. When he said that Carl came in his car and had the window rolled down. “ guess what” he said “What Patrick” Jim said. Carl shook his head to let Patrick know to tell Jim Patrick is a undercover cop. “ I am a cop and you are under arrest for stealing. Jim then got in the car “ I was arrest by a cop by my best friend as a cop and I am a cop boy how fun for me.” Jim thought”.
Jim had a trial and was sentenced to 5 Years in prison and all the stuff he stole he returned and lost his job as a cop.
Carl: was promoted to chief of police and had a box of doughnuts every day.
Patrick: he died at age 25 because of a gun fire by Jim.
One day Carl was on patrol with his Buddy Jim in there police car when they saw a robbery happen. Jim yelled “ ya you go Patrick” just remembering he was with his police buddy Carl.
Carl said “ UMMMM WHO’S PATRICK.” Jim stuttered “ umm he… he is ummm the ummm oh boy. I got it he is the person who is winning the fight between the robber and him.” Carl was confused because there was a old lady and a man. “ is the old lady Patrick.” Carl asked. Jim said “ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” Carl then got out of his car then arrested the robber and returned the purse the old lady had. When the robber got in the car Carl asked Jim “ do you know who this guy is.” “ he is the guy who stole her purse” they were both silent after that.
Later that day Jim was on his lunch break when he busted out Patrick and they started to Steal stuff from people’s houses. Once Patrick and Jim had finished their 10 house Patrick asked Jim “ why did you bust me out and why are you stealing you’re a cop” “ Because I hate cops” Jim said all angry. When he said that Carl came in his car and had the window rolled down. “ guess what” he said “What Patrick” Jim said. Carl shook his head to let Patrick know to tell Jim Patrick is a undercover cop. “ I am a cop and you are under arrest for stealing. Jim then got in the car “ I was arrest by a cop by my best friend as a cop and I am a cop boy how fun for me.” Jim thought”.
Jim had a trial and was sentenced to 5 Years in prison and all the stuff he stole he returned and lost his job as a cop.
Carl: was promoted to chief of police and had a box of doughnuts every day.
Patrick: he died at age 25 because of a gun fire by Jim.
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