coffe cats

coffe cats
cats are not coffe

l4d 2

l4d 2
my favorite l4d 2 campaing ( i have l4d )

Bill

Bill
my favorite left 4 dead ( pc ) person

Friday, May 21, 2010

burger king

because i could not stop for Burger king
he meanly stopped for me.
the Mustang held but just ourself.
and Stackanaitors with french fires.


We fastly drove-he had a lot of hast.
and i had put in my mouth
My stackaniator and my fries too.
for his mean personality

we passed mcdonalds, where they served mc nugets
at lunch time-in the parking lot-
we passed Wendy's where no one ate in there messy parking lot
we passed the giant BK Sing


Or rather he followed us
The monutian dews falling from the sky
for only tuxes, and my hair
my burgers and only fries


we passed befor a parking lot that semmed
a greasy of the ground
the roof was blown up
the king was no more.

since then the king died-tis centuries-and yet
feels shorter than the day i ate there
i first summised the burger beef
were toward eternity of burgers-

Thursday, May 20, 2010

The world of Double Dragon 2 the revenge




Din't think i would make a sequel to double dragon. well here it is.

After i got back to reality from the first double dragon i realized i was not in reality i am in the second Double Dragon 2 the revenge but when i realised i should have been billy, i was jimmy so at first i thought i was against jimmy now i am jimmy. so we punched and kicked and spinned kicked though roof tops, sewars, helicopters in the air, underground,etc. we fighted through 9 missions all to avenge marian who was shot to death by the black cats gang. the easist and funnest one was the helicopter one because there is a door that opens up and if i hit an enemy to hit he will fall to his death. Descend from the sky i landed on cement. we hit. we got hit. he died. rapidly the enemys died and disappeared. when, we got to the final mission, we batteled for hours. hitting, punching, kicking, jump spin kick. after we killed him. she came back to life. we left the evil place and i was sent to...

To be continued... Dont you hate clif hangers.

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The ps3 VS 360

the playstation 3 or ps3 for short. Many people say it is better than the xbox360 and the 360 is better than the ps3. in my OPINION the ps3 is BETTER than the 360. here is my List of reason why.

Number 1: Free internet. the 360 u have to pay for internet.
Number 2: more esculsive games. the 360 has the arcade version of double dragon and Left 4 dead.
Number 3: you can buy ps1 games and other games on the psn ( playstation network). 360: you can buy other games on the 360.
Number 4: BOMBERMAN. nuff said.
number 5: the controllers do not take BATTERIES. the 360 does but i know you can buy a re-charable pack for the 360 but that = more cash for microscoft. you lose money.
number 6: 8 players can play yes i said 8 games like bomberman can use 8 players i dont know about the 360.
number 7: you can watch movies on them and i know you can on the 360 but the sond is better on ps3.
number 8: the picture is acctualy better on the ps3. compared to the 360. on the 360 it is all liter.
number 9: this is where nintendo comes in on the 360 you can creat your own avatar but on the wii you can creat mii's but the 360 came out befor the 360 but after the wii came out the 360 stole the mii thing so the 360 tried to make thier system better because they saw everyone like the wii and there mii's.
number 10: Nathaniel,mathew,coltan all think the ps3 is a big block of cheese spray painted black.

THIS IS MY OPINION ON WHY THE PS3 IS BETTER THAN THE 360.

ALL U 360 FAN'S SHUT UP THE PS3 HAS IT'S BETTER STUFF THAN THE 360 AND THE 360 HAS BETTER STUFF THAN PS3.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

chiken wings.

1. how can i explain how i love chicken wings. Lets count the flavors. ( LOL)
2. i love chicken wings to the bottom of my stomach and the height of my mouth.
3. my arms can reach, when i am in pain
4. for the plate to be clean i am full and can not have another.
5. i love the wings every wensday.
6. most delicous indeed, by the end of day.
7. i love chicken wings even more than family guy.
8. i love wings freely like nathaniel loves coke.

9. i love wings with coke.
10. in my yonger days i would be happy as to have 1 wing.
11. i love the sweet chille wings and the peper ones.
12. with my lost mind! i love wings with taste.
13. hot,spice,lemon,teriakki, i love wings
14. i will love wings till death. ( not in a gay way.)

inspired by sonnet 43

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

The creek acident

As i turned watching and running with a scared look on my face. As i run into a creek with the cold ruhing water over top my body as i see blood pour out of me. " Well well Ryan i never thought the day would come." as i stare up and see A ( can not use word in school) dealer. as he opens my mouth and puts the D***'s in my mouth as i slowly drift away into the darkness. when i wake up all i see is Bigfoot after i get up from the bloddy water rush over my legs all i see is a circle of bigfoot's. I try to escape but there smell of bacon made me stay. as i snesed the D***'s still going away. as i found an open spot inbewtween the bigfoot's but when i got out of there all i saw were trees. then i thought to myself the D***'s were the biggest accident of my life. When i got home my parents cryed and yelled at me. as i sensed they said. " what took you so long your grandparents are waiting as what seemed like 50 hours was only 50 minuites but they did not yell or cry at me. i whent back to my drug free life.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Friends

THERE IS A MAN NAMED KURTIS AND HE IS AWSOME AND I WILL DO THIS STORY IN CAPITALS.
I MEET KURTIS IN GRADE 3 HE WAS ALL LIKE SMART AND STUFF. HE BRAIN EXPLODED NO NOT REALLY. HIM AND I BECAME FRIENDS ALSO IN GRADE 3 I MEET A GUY NAME SETH BROWN HE HAD SOME WIERD STUFF LIKE AT TE END OF THE YEAR HE HAD A ROTTEN PICKEL IN HIS DESK.
IN GRADE 1 I MEET A GUY NAMED DAKOTA HE WAS MY BEST FRINED UP TILL THE 4 GRADE HE MOVED. that was the end of my elementray friends now on to middel school.

In grade 7 i meet a guy named nathaniel he has red fluffly hair and is laid back and lazy. i also meet a guy named riley he is very very energaitic.
AND THERE IS JARED he has anger issue
All the friends i will never forget

Super mario 64

"It's a me Mario. Yahoooooooo!" As i was only 4 i was playing on the nintendo 64 and my favorite game was Super mario 64. As i would play as a fat plumber dreesed in red and had blue overrals,came out of a green warp pipe. As i see the plumber jump out and go off to the castle to save the princess from the evil Bowser. As i ran off into the giant gray castle a guy in a cloud with a camera comes out of nowhere and tells me that he wants me to be in a video. As he leaves i run into the door and inside all i hear is " MWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No one is home go away and dont come back." After that was over i decided to run and find some doors.

As i looked on the one that had 3 stars on it it was locked. As i tried 5 more that were locked i finnaly found one that was open but all that was in there was a guy wearing a blue vest and a mushroom top thing and red shoes, and a Giant painting with Black Bombs walking. As i was confused on what to do so i Ran into the painting and it looked like water as i was inside the painting. I saw Pink collouered bommbs as i thought they wold kill me so i ran in fear as mario. Later after i realised they would not hurt me i talked to one and one said " we pink bombs are not in the war or under the control of the king bom-omb we can get you to the top faster with this cannon" they opended the cannon door and i jumped inside and got shot out fast and whent flying towards the top. As i looked down i saw this giant pac-man thing but after i hit this wall i fell towards him,i walked to him to see he Attacked me.


I ran away in fear as i tried to get to the top As i ran around and around and round to the top i saw A GIANT BOMB-OMB WITH A CROWN i was ready to fight him so i ran to him but when i got close to him he turned around and talked to me and challanged me to a fight. He chased me and chased me but 5 minuites later i made him explode and he gave me a golden star with black eyes and a smile. I whent to the star and grabed it. I got my first star in the game.

This game will awalys be in my heart.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

SWW

At GMS we have a lot of tall kids and there is one problem with them. Tall kids at our school could have back pains because the lockers on the third floor are on the floor, in the wall and when they want to get there text book they have to bend down and stay there for a while then there back hurts after a while. Then in there one of there classes there back hurts even more because of the small lockers and there in gym running laps, there the fastest runner there then *Snap* there back breaks maybe and there in the hospital. Then the parents go and blame the school.

My solution is have move the lockers up for the tall kids and move the short lockers to the short kids then when it is gym there back would not hurt at all well maybe. That is not the only locker problem I know this school has short kids but what happens when the teacher gives them a high locker and when they go to ask a teacher if they can switch the teacher might just say “ the locker you get is the locker you get” and that will be that. So my solution is to give the small kids a stool or have a teacher give them a hand or something.

There is how ever a bigger problem than lockers and it is Bullying. There comes the day when a fight breaks out and I see the supervisors’ just watch or ignore it and here is the proof. One day I was eating my lunch when out of no-where a fight broke out and the supervisors’ said “hey you in the red hair pick up your trash.” So I say “ hey there is a fight down there are you supposed to stop it or something?” she just ignored me and left.

My solution is to have different each grade to have different lunch breaks or get more or better supervisors’ because if each grade had their own lunch break then the supervisors’ could watch them all better and if a fight broke out. Say there was a new kid and he did not know about like no fighting or the other stuff he could try it out on he friends and there would be even more fights. If we had more then we could have one or two go and stop the fight and the others just continue to watch the school in case of a different fight happens or if some people litter. if we had better ones instead of the other’s then maybe the would care more about the fights instead of garbage more.

With my solution is if we had more supervisors’ you or the school board loses more money and the classes or grades will not have field trips and every one will be sad.
Well I am glad you took the time out of your lunch break or your daily lives to read about the school’s problems and how you could be able to fix it with my solutions hopefully.
By: Ryan Yahnke
Period 5
May 7,Friday 2010

Monday, May 10, 2010

My street

I live on Fufu court. Ya i said Fufu court you got a problem with that leave. Well i grew up on fufu court from birth to now.

i remember this one spot in my back yard. were i used my bike with my friend Dakota ( R U HAPPY THAT I USED A CAPPATIL D FOR Dakota) we used a bike down this steep hill and we raced to the bottom. Then my Brother Randy joined but while we were racing we had this bricks at the end and when Randy hit the bricks whent flying and was completly fine. So we went back to racing. But in the 4 grade he moved and i have never seen him again. :(

With Faviorite spots where danger spots like when i was 4 to 5 i could not leave the street because of traffic and my mom was afraid that i would get hit by a car and die.

There was a danger spot when i was 4 or 5 or 6 my bro was blocking the exit. so i jumped and broke my right arm then was sent to the vancover hospital and the hotel you could play a nintendo 64 Oh ya.

This is the end goodbye

Thursday, May 6, 2010

My house is better than your house

" My house is better than your house" said Jim as he thought to him self " he will ever belive this"" No way, my house is better than yours" i said.
" ya well my house is as tall as the sky." jim yelled.
" My house is as tall as the moon." " well my house was made from a valcano's ash" said jim
" MY house is made from the sun's bubbilng gas" i proclamied to jim.
" Ya well my house is made from gold valcano's ash." jik said.
" You are such a big liar jim valcano's ash is total black not gold and my house can dance." i said.
"ya well my house is also a go-kart and runs on organic compost, it is also eco system clean." jim said
" my house has a carnavile inside it" i yelled out to the world.
"my house has a fhyuddhshududhudhudy inside" he said
" a fhyuddhshududhudhudy? what is that" i said
" It is every thing in the world all in one house." he proclamied
" ya well my house can make giant ballon animals" i said and every one knows that if your house is as tall as the sky and has every thing inside it but can not make giant then your house is useless.
"ya well My back yard is better than your back yard.