One day i got this wierd 2 wheeled machine with 2 smaller wheels. ( of course now i know it is a bike but back then i was only 4.)and attached to this machine was two small foot things as i got on my dad was holding me as i started to move fast and faster and then every thing started to slow down. as i started to wonder where i am and where i was. as i looked down and i saw my 4 wheeled machine come to a slow stop i wondered how i got up here in the first place.
Then my dad and mom whent "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" then i hit the dirty muddy disgusting ground. Then i looked at my knee and there was GALLONS of blood then every thing whent black.
"wake up come on wake up" as I started to see some light i woke up in a wierd room on a bed with my parents sitting next to me on chairs. as i looked at my knee it had a Giant scar was there as i reached for it my mom said " don't grab it, you will only make it bleed again." As i quickly pulled my arm back to strop it from picking it.So after many Minuites i had a choice to be in a wheel chair or get carried out and i awalys wanted to ride in a wheel chair so i chose the wheel chair.
When i got home my parents said you can not go to school for a while. " YAAAAAAAA" as i cried out because i hate school and i still do. This could have been worse experiance.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Being in Games.
" mwahahahahahah" as the clown laugh starts up i look around to see where i am because 1 moment i am out killing japanese soliders and the next i am back in the old building with blood and wood all around me and i wonder where i am with my colt. as i look around i see wierd shadows and hear "errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Stan" and see no one but me. as the shawdows get closser i see a gray pasty skin and glowing orangish redish eyes and are NAZI...... ZOMBIES as i panic and fire my gun the bullet bounced right off him and blew up a gas can as i worry some more i see wierd outlines of guns and when i try to get it i get this wierd message that says Hold [] to buy so as i panic i run away to a more powerful gun but the message says Nedd 6000 points to buy. As i get confused i quickly kill more zombies to live i start to wonder how and when did this all happen as i start to look around more i look to my left and see 1.....2 duh dun duh. as it may only have seem like 1 minuite it felt like 1 hour and so as the minites and hours go on the 2 became a 9 then a 11 to a 14 then now a 18. as more and more zombies came the more i got wise and had a ray gun and a MG42 i started to kick Zombie but. after the 18 hour the screen whent black.
As the light starts comming back all i see is FREDDY'S COMMING. as i stated to wonder how i got here i quickly saw A GIANT FREEDY HAND ATTACHED TO A LOT OF BALLS ( RUBBER BALLS) so i did not know what to do i started jummping and hitting him i got confused as to where i am but i was kicking butt, but then i came to reality as i looked gay and unattractive i collected bones but after 18 miniutes i burned freedy's bones and... DARKNESS took over again
But this time all is white as i hear this wierd music and then " YAOOH" and a "LETS A GO" i realize that i am driving Go-karts with Mario,Luigi,Bowser,Toad,Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Yoshi, Peach, and Daisy. as im having fun driving throwing shells,bannanas,bombs,turning into giant bullet bills, being invincable, and racing over lava i thought the fun would last forever and it almost did as i was racing and transforming,and racing with friends.
The scrren got dark and it stayed dark forever as i thought i malfunctionde. but it turns out it was because the destroyed me. At first i was loved like a new puppy being bought for 4 year olds and being so enjoyed to being shot down like a horse with a broken leg. You dont know the pain i am feeling right now " OWWWWW" but i can not talk so i die in pain with out any screams as this is my last day as the Nintendo wii.
As the light starts comming back all i see is FREDDY'S COMMING. as i stated to wonder how i got here i quickly saw A GIANT FREEDY HAND ATTACHED TO A LOT OF BALLS ( RUBBER BALLS) so i did not know what to do i started jummping and hitting him i got confused as to where i am but i was kicking butt, but then i came to reality as i looked gay and unattractive i collected bones but after 18 miniutes i burned freedy's bones and... DARKNESS took over again
But this time all is white as i hear this wierd music and then " YAOOH" and a "LETS A GO" i realize that i am driving Go-karts with Mario,Luigi,Bowser,Toad,Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Yoshi, Peach, and Daisy. as im having fun driving throwing shells,bannanas,bombs,turning into giant bullet bills, being invincable, and racing over lava i thought the fun would last forever and it almost did as i was racing and transforming,and racing with friends.
The scrren got dark and it stayed dark forever as i thought i malfunctionde. but it turns out it was because the destroyed me. At first i was loved like a new puppy being bought for 4 year olds and being so enjoyed to being shot down like a horse with a broken leg. You dont know the pain i am feeling right now " OWWWWW" but i can not talk so i die in pain with out any screams as this is my last day as the Nintendo wii.
Doh'nuts
Hello my name is rick, i am a doh'nut and i live in timhortons and i sit in the counter next to my sprinkely frinds ,jim nathan,rick, bob and reece. jim is the kinda guy who just cant stop talking about stuff, bob is the kinda guy who shows stupid videos and no one wants to hear them or see them and we doh'nuts have tiny laptops and reece is the guy who acts tough but loves the English roses and me i just hang low. One day we all got cramed into a giant box with some other mean guys then it got pitch black for a while, later we heard car start up and back out. after 10 or so minuites we got saw light and GIANT HANDS...... "aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" cried jim as he entered a giant cave and never came out. then 2 more hands took some other guys and never came out. we saw. we lived. we entered. then it got dark only me, nathan and reece plus a couple of other guys were in the darkness i thought we were gonners then we heard "creeeeeeeeeeeek" and got stuffed and we all slide to each other and screamed as we were being lifted in to the air.
PLUNK" and then we got picked up again but this time we heard " NAW NAW CRUNCH CHRUNCH ERRRRRRR." Then the darkness slowly fatted away as we were slowly getting demolished by a giant baker roller made out of concreate then 2 guys got crushed all that was left was me,reece and nathan i some how got lucky and some how rolled out of the darkness and into the light on to the dirt gravel as i was forced to watch my friends get destroyed by the machine baker thing. after looking over it i saw it was not a giant baker only a giant truck full of garbage so i called it a garbage truck.
after many days of hot,cold and rainy days i started to get moldy and soggy and loosing my sprinkely hair and slowly lossing my eyes i dint lose my soul. so i screamed out loud " I AM RICKY AND I WILL NOT DIE A EATEN MA...... i am slow y di ing a d c n barely speak go d b e. i whent to heaven and saw all my friends and lived a doh'nut heaven life with all my friends. ( the actual sentence) i am slowly dieng and can barely speak good bye.
PLUNK" and then we got picked up again but this time we heard " NAW NAW CRUNCH CHRUNCH ERRRRRRR." Then the darkness slowly fatted away as we were slowly getting demolished by a giant baker roller made out of concreate then 2 guys got crushed all that was left was me,reece and nathan i some how got lucky and some how rolled out of the darkness and into the light on to the dirt gravel as i was forced to watch my friends get destroyed by the machine baker thing. after looking over it i saw it was not a giant baker only a giant truck full of garbage so i called it a garbage truck.
after many days of hot,cold and rainy days i started to get moldy and soggy and loosing my sprinkely hair and slowly lossing my eyes i dint lose my soul. so i screamed out loud " I AM RICKY AND I WILL NOT DIE A EATEN MA...... i am slow y di ing a d c n barely speak go d b e. i whent to heaven and saw all my friends and lived a doh'nut heaven life with all my friends. ( the actual sentence) i am slowly dieng and can barely speak good bye.
Thursday, April 8, 2010
scaredy student
plz read this first I DO NOT CARE ABOUT SIMPLE SPELLING MISTAKES.
WARNING contact your doctor because you might get a heart attack of the awesome blog of awesome.
one day Nathan my cousin went to school he has fears of you , Godzilla, chips, Russians,death,and Jammie's fears. so he makes himself a schedule. 7:00 a.m get up
7:01 get dressed 7:15 have brekfast 7:30 comb hair. 7:45 have a coke 8:00 a.m get ready for school 8:30 bring stuff to protect himself from his fears. A protection suit to protect himself from you and other people and chips. a giant net to protect himself from godzilla. british money to stop jammie from telling him his fears. Nathan escape plan from the school RUN to the neasrest exit. the next day Nathan whent to school but he forgot his protection stuff, when he got to school he saw jammie right off the bat and when he reached for his giant net and it was not there he freak out and ran in circels. later after he got past jammie he saw a giant chips spill. so he reached for his protection suit and it was not even there then a bully tripped him and he whent straight in the chips and ate some. then he realized that chips are not that harmful and after that accident he forgot all about his fears and lived the rest of his live with out fears because jammie moved, he was not afraid of chips and godzilla did not excist.
WARNING contact your doctor because you might get a heart attack of the awesome blog of awesome.
one day Nathan my cousin went to school he has fears of you , Godzilla, chips, Russians,death,and Jammie's fears. so he makes himself a schedule. 7:00 a.m get up
7:01 get dressed 7:15 have brekfast 7:30 comb hair. 7:45 have a coke 8:00 a.m get ready for school 8:30 bring stuff to protect himself from his fears. A protection suit to protect himself from you and other people and chips. a giant net to protect himself from godzilla. british money to stop jammie from telling him his fears. Nathan escape plan from the school RUN to the neasrest exit. the next day Nathan whent to school but he forgot his protection stuff, when he got to school he saw jammie right off the bat and when he reached for his giant net and it was not there he freak out and ran in circels. later after he got past jammie he saw a giant chips spill. so he reached for his protection suit and it was not even there then a bully tripped him and he whent straight in the chips and ate some. then he realized that chips are not that harmful and after that accident he forgot all about his fears and lived the rest of his live with out fears because jammie moved, he was not afraid of chips and godzilla did not excist.
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